I'm a kiss for good luck

comradewodka:

oh myyyyy goooooooooooooooooooooooood

*pterodactyl screech emitted*

(via spoken-not-written)

Excatly me and jagksbakarat's friendship

Excatly me and jagksbakarat's friendship

(via hi)

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(via phobias)

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

(via pizza)

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

(via hotboyproblems)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

(via jagksbakarat)

rubennfigueiredo:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

(via hi)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via jagksbakarat)

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(via jagksbakarat)

  • Gf:

    babe come over

  • Me:

    I'm eating garlic bread

  • Gf:

    I'm horny and my parents aren't home

  • Me:

    it's the kind that's covered in cheese

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(via therainbowbagel)

"The Most Beautiful and Magical Color ever"

One of the most perfect descriptions for Benedict’s eyes.

They are breathtaking ~

lifeinthefandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

lifeinthefandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

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